I don't make this stuff up!

A conversation between two boys that I was a part of today:

A 4-year-old boy got mad at his 5-year-old brother about something and so he shouted out, "If you don't stop, I'm gonna kick you in the balls!!" His 5-year-old brother replied with, "Well, I'll just kick you harder in the balls!!" At this point, I piped in and said, "Guys, let's not talk like that, okay?" And do you know what happened? That 4-year-old looked me straight in the eye and said (in all seriousness), "Fine. Then I'll kick him in the peanuts!!"

No, my friends, I do NOT make this stuff up. It's a true story. :o)