Now, THAT'S a good question!!

If you've never asked yourself these questions before...now is the time!! *heehee* Happy reading! Oh, and if any of you know the answer to ANY of these questions, feel free to leave your response in the comments! We'd all like to know! By the way...I did not think of these questions myself. I had help from Mr. E. Mail. :)

· Can you cry under water?

· How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

· Why do you have to "put your two cents in"…but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

· What disease did cured ham actually have?

· How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

· Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

· If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

· Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

· Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

· Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

· Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

· Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

· Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

· Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

· Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

· Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?